So did I.  These whippersnappers better get off our lawn.  Why, they've probably lived their whole lives in the Eternal September.

Shh, stay low and keep quiet!  Here we see the Pretentious Music Hipster in his native habitat.  What a marvelous specimen!  If you listen carefully, you can hear his mating call: "I knew about this band way before you did".  Sadly, there are precious few females of the species, so his mating calls are likely…

Shh, stay low and keep quiet!  Here we see the Pretentious Music Hipster in his native habitat.  What a marvelous specimen!  If you listen carefully, you can hear his mating call: "I knew about this band way before you did".  Sadly, there are precious few females of the species, so his mating calls are likely…

Agree.  That's what's so sad about those 20 million Bieber fans: they think they've fallen in love with a cute talented boy, but what they've really fallen for is a multimillion-dollar idolization syndicate.

Agree.  That's what's so sad about those 20 million Bieber fans: they think they've fallen in love with a cute talented boy, but what they've really fallen for is a multimillion-dollar idolization syndicate.

I guess you missed the explanation of the lyrics to "American Pie" the first time it went around on the Internet.  No surprise, since it was in 1983.

I guess you missed the explanation of the lyrics to "American Pie" the first time it went around on the Internet.  No surprise, since it was in 1983.

Y'know, they used to argue about "In this everchanging world in which we live in".  It was as pedantic and inane then as it is now.

Y'know, they used to argue about "In this everchanging world in which we live in".  It was as pedantic and inane then as it is now.

Somehow this movie manages to be both incredibly slow and way too fast to follow.  It spends no more than 10 seconds establishing each important character, major plot points are explained using a momentary significant glance between characters, and key explanations are given in rapid bursts of jargon-filled patter. …

No, the fundamental problem with that movie is it misread the story so completely, it didn't realize who the protagonist is.  Molly is the hero; Johnny Mnemonic is the MacGuffin.

No, the fundamental problem with that movie is it misread the story so completely, it didn't realize who the protagonist is.  Molly is the hero; Johnny Mnemonic is the MacGuffin.

"It felt too heavy-handed to me, as if to clap me over the head with an
iron skillet. I also feel less ire at Pete than the rest of the gang."

"It felt too heavy-handed to me, as if to clap me over the head with an
iron skillet. I also feel less ire at Pete than the rest of the gang."

If you're female, I'll take your comment seriously.  If you're male, I won't: you can't gender-swap prostitution.

If you're female, I'll take your comment seriously.  If you're male, I won't: you can't gender-swap prostitution.

"If all I had to do was sleep with an ugly woman to secure my financial and professional future, sign me up."

"If all I had to do was sleep with an ugly woman to secure my financial and professional future, sign me up."

Yeah, same here.  Going down the list…  "Oh.  He's *that* guy."

Yeah, same here.  Going down the list…  "Oh.  He's *that* guy."