You'll always have Fox News.

We all are. A little bit every single day.

Crystal Bernard - Never forget.

Currently eating Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough (not at this moment, but I have it at home).
I like Americone Dream as well.

Congrats and good luck!

No Black Panther ice cream?

We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it.

Definitely, definitely kung-fu.

CSI: Chippendales

Foxy Boxing.

*Sings "Father Figure" with a German accent*

"Did Sarah really fake that orgasm? Was Chelsea really into it? Find out next week on Faking It."

I want to NOM NOM NOM without any gubment intervention!!!!

Only the Shadow knows…..Wait. That's a different show.

Everyone knows rock attained perfection in 1974.

*Sings* Pharaoh…let my people..gooooo !

She's faking it.

*Clare Torry sings*

Air conditioners don't kill people. People kill people.

"Siri, can I produce another tv show?"