Thanks to the AV Club staff and thanks to all of you.

Well, there's our future AV Club staff members.

Oh, now I really think the children's appearance…

Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a pizza maker!

(In terrible French accent) "Stupid Americans!" (Spits on floor)

That guy. He gets it.

"Here's to you and your captor…"

Colby Killam.

I thought they already did, like in this commercial:

Yea, what gives? Where's the rom-com?

" I could never say no to a drummer."

How does Paula Patton put up with all that?

That was pretty fowl.

Now here's the deal: I'm going to play, and you're going to float there and like it.

That would be sizzurp.

Exactly. Why crawl when you can walk?

Your family will be seeing The Secret Life of Walter Mitty?

Oui.

*Watches lady with giant fan cover herself*

I'll put the super in superintendent. What? It's the same joke!