We have a plan, it just may not be ready for loooong time.

That sweet chainsaw sound.

"This is your captain speaking. The local temperature in Rio De Janeiro is hot hot hot! With 100% chance of passion!"

Dirk Nowitzki is gonna play in drag this year? I know Dallas is going to be bad this year, but damn…

*Entire AV Club dances*

I always thought "Eyes Without A Face" was the requisite ballad that every 80s artist had to put on their hard rock album.

You said it, pal!

*Puts on mask and dances*

Wait. What does this have to do with Bill Ayers?

But what is, other than Dawes?

You bastard!

I was in junior high.

Paranoia may have the worst reviews, but Grown Ups 2 will have made more money.

Tokyo Disneyland

"Top 5 reasons why Lisa Needs Braces"

The top 10 movies of that year (same source) ended up being:

Everyone remember all the sacrifies that @avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus does for us.

Oh, be nice!

Carrie (Finishes the Keg)

Yes. Do you know them?