Oh no AV Club no…. I saw this movie in some kid's east LA garage at like 4 in the morning when I was on tour and I never knew what it was or if I made it up in my brain… fucking horrifying like you are not supposed to be seeing this - not meant for humans

I've said it before but they are definitely from Salisbury Beach.
From the shitty amusement park to all the mutant looking people - spot
on.

Or that James Franco is middle aged?

About every year or so I end up watching Jurassic Bark on Comedy Central and try to convince my dog his name is Seymour for a couple of hours and give up

I've traveled back here from the year 2013 and ^ is spot on. Just came back to warn everyone. Also those kids were a couple of little dickheads and shouldn't have shit all over the Ruffles guy at the end because one of their moms is a bitch and the other a closet straight

You went to DeGrassi?

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Forgive me. These are not my words, but rather some dude named Jeremy who I believe may be in 8th grade and have a learning disability. Tasha might kick my ass off AV club for this but everybody wants the fucking nuclear bomb spoiler:

Way to go Rabin, all this attention you showered down on this forced youtube to take action. I never even got to the turkey burger sex mouth thing, fuckin

I thought for sure State of Decay would get some recognition here.

I thought for sure State of Decay would get some recognition here.

Kembra Phaler = SELLOUT. Box set goin in the TRASH. Christmas RUINED

Kembra Phaler = SELLOUT. Box set goin in the TRASH. Christmas RUINED

Yeah that delicious wing marinade is a bad-ass at scrabble.

Yeah that delicious wing marinade is a bad-ass at scrabble.

"THAT'S what Poutine is?! The NY Times is gonna hammer us, bro!!!"

"THAT'S what Poutine is?! The NY Times is gonna hammer us, bro!!!"

Topanga or Alex Mack? I never knew the answer to that, but even if Topanga has filled out a bit I would take her over someone that wears stupid hats from a Nickelodean zit-com. I'm just kidding Larisa! And fuck the proper spelling of your name! You wear those hats girl!

Topanga or Alex Mack? I never knew the answer to that, but even if Topanga has filled out a bit I would take her over someone that wears stupid hats from a Nickelodean zit-com. I'm just kidding Larisa! And fuck the proper spelling of your name! You wear those hats girl!

Firsts for Seconds?