We're so happy to be the winningist network on TV! We when all the NBC-y's! Our own inhouse awards!

We're so happy to be the winningist network on TV! We when all the NBC-y's! Our own inhouse awards!

Oh, there will be hijinks a plenty! At NBC we love highjinks! Like those hillarious hijinks on SMASH! Like when Derek and Karen pulled that hillarious practical joke on Julia and Tom and staged a song on a bed! HILLARIOUS!

Oh, there will be hijinks a plenty! At NBC we love highjinks! Like those hillarious hijinks on SMASH! Like when Derek and Karen pulled that hillarious practical joke on Julia and Tom and staged a song on a bed! HILLARIOUS!

NBC is proud to announce our new show debuting this fall: Eastwood & Chair! It's an exciting new family sitcom about two parents who just don't see eye to eye! Expect lots of laughs and maybe learning a little something.

NBC is proud to announce our new show debuting this fall: Eastwood & Chair! It's an exciting new family sitcom about two parents who just don't see eye to eye! Expect lots of laughs and maybe learning a little something.

I hope everyone is as excited as I am about The New Normal! It's almost as good as SMASH!

I hope everyone is as excited as I am about The New Normal! It's almost as good as SMASH!

Our current title is "Cleopatra: Queen of the Vampires." It was origionally "Cleopatra: Vampire Detective," but we wanted to make sue everyone knew she was a vampire and a detective, and not a detective for vampires, or that she detects vampires. "Detective for Vampires" is also comming this fall!

Our current title is "Cleopatra: Queen of the Vampires." It was origionally "Cleopatra: Vampire Detective," but we wanted to make sue everyone knew she was a vampire and a detective, and not a detective for vampires, or that she detects vampires. "Detective for Vampires" is also comming this fall!

I'm excited to announce that NBC is currently developing a new show by Michael Patrick King ("2 Broke Girls")! Entitled "College" it is a multicamera sitcom about an Italian study group at a state university! It's unlike anything else on the air, both hillarious AND hartwarming.

I'm excited to announce that NBC is currently developing a new show by Michael Patrick King ("2 Broke Girls")! Entitled "College" it is a multicamera sitcom about an Italian study group at a state university! It's unlike anything else on the air, both hillarious AND hartwarming.

It's good enough to be on Showtime! And I can't think of a better complement!

It's good enough to be on Showtime! And I can't think of a better complement!

Univision doesn't exist. IT. DOES. NOT. EXIST! Anyone who told you there's a channel called "Univision" is a crazy person lying to your face!

Univision doesn't exist. IT. DOES. NOT. EXIST! Anyone who told you there's a channel called "Univision" is a crazy person lying to your face!

BLASPHEMER!

BLASPHEMER!

The CW sucks!

The CW sucks!