Happy Birthday to the only actress in the world, truly worthy of being called an "actress," Kathrine McPhee! And I am announcing right here and right now that we are replacing Megan Mullally on our Will and Grace reboot with her! It's gonna be spectacular!

I could not be more thrilled to be working with Sean Hayes and Debra Messing again! I think we can all agree that outside of SMASH!, Will & Grace was the only TV show to qualify as "art." And while I could not be more proud of The New Normal and Sean Saves the Universe why not just give people what they already know…

Wow, guys, I could not believe how great Batman V. Superman was! The only flaw was that they didn't cast Katherine McPhee as Wonder Woman!
Grade: A+

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It looks like NBC is the new King of Comedies thanks to NBC's Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt! It looks like everyone is coming up Greenblatt!

It's the only show worth watching! That Katherine McPhee really pops!

Betty White!

Starring Katherine McPhee and Zachary Quinto!

Yep! My psychic says I am her smartest client!

Always!

I'm making a deal with Netflix to air a prequel series!

I was just looking at those huge ratings for The Jay Leno Show the other day! What was Jeff Gaspin thinking when he canceled that?

Forgetful Joe! Staring Sean Hayes as a forgetful dad!

That's what I ask myself every time Brian Roberts calls me and says such mean things about me! He's such a jerk!

At NBC we believe in synergy! It will be a special live musical event entitled "Hannibal Kills the Night Shift!" I'm not sure why Bryan Fuller chose that title (his scripts are just too long to read) so I think it's about stand up comedy or something.

When I saw him in Bring It On, I said "I've got to get that guy a sitcom!"

If there's one thing this Bill Cosby situation taught us, it's to make sure to double our hush fund!

I'm, like, the best TV executive ever!

At NBC we peacock existence.

It's one of my greatest disappointments. But I do have an option to do Gamera vs. Guiron as a live musical next Halloween! Megan Hilty has already signed on as Guiron! She said, and I quote, "It's not as bad as doing Melissa and Joey."