I'm certainly trying! I've been in contact with CERN to see if it is possible!

Is that the show with James Franco? More James Franco! I keep trying to get him to star in one of our great sitcoms, like Guys With Kids, but he keeps rewriting the scripts to be about a gay stoner who leads a gang of thieves or something.

YES! Katherine McPhee as a singing doctor! There's no way this could go wrong!

Nope! Just my playbill from the Broadway production of Nine to Five signed by Allison Janney, Stephanie J. Block and Megan Hilty!

He's the QUESTIONER! He solves crimes by asking question! Also he's an estranged dad who loves his son, but sometimes disappoints him because of his job! And there's a female detective too!

They all are! We're calling it the NBCMU!

Yes!

No, that's pretty much it. Except you forgot hiding under the desk and crying in the restroom! Also ducking Brian Roberts whenever he visits NBC's offices!

It's going to be an Ask Jeeves exclusive next year!

I was very excited about that! He was just the best! And all Comcast had to do was blacklist him from all of its services unless he did it! I mean, what was he gonna do? Switch to Time Warner?

This is really exciting news… it's a real exclusive…. but we got According to Jim's Philip Charles MacKenzie to direct the next season of The Night Shift!

I peacock everything! Everyone should peacock everything!

A MCPHEE!

I called him to direct The Wiz Live! I'm really excited to sit down with him and the stars Shakira, Adam Levine, Blake Shelton, Sam Sheppard, and special guest star Katherine McPhee as the Wicked Witch!

Well duh! Kathrine McPhee is a star so bright I am just glad I got to touch it for awhile!

I play it when I'm hiding under my desk sometimes!

I'm really happy that we have a great cooking show like Hannibal on NBC. Three years ago I was just talking about how great the ratings are for Rachael Ray's show and we really needed to be on the look out for a hot chef like her for NBC! Then Bryan Fuller stopped by my office and told me he had the best idea for a…

Not one bit! I really wanted to broaden Thursday night's appeal! Things people could really relate to! Like Bad Judge and Ready For Love. Not this crazy niche programing!

9,2,3,8,6,7,2,1,3,5,4… uhh… THEY'RE ALL THE BEST SEASON!

What's Parenthood? Is that the show with Lorelei Gilmore? Is that on NBC?