I almost used Gareth's reading line in class today to my 8th graders. But I think they may have thought I was serious, so I stopped. Still in the arsenal for another day…

"None-icorn" got the biggest audible laugh from me.

It's actually playing on Sundance right now, and they've blurred out the nipples, since they can't cut every scene she's in. It's messing with my eyes.

Frank's Little Beauties will always be one of my favorites because I have to picture the grandparents of the little girls gathering around and watching their precious grandchildren on TV. And probably having a heart attack.

As did I. There's no way they couldn't have had a 1TB iPod by now if they remembered that they used to care about people that liked music.

100 comments in, and no one mentioned the Ghostbusters reference?

To this day, when I see a mascot at a ballpark or amusement park, I'll think of/yell out "Scritching!"

And moms of white teenage girls who want to be friends with their kids instead of parents.

Why does this not have more upvotes?

I was waiting for this. Another oft-used quote.

Oh, a thousand times this. My brother and I use the "sorry, sorry" with each other once a week, it seems. The Donut Shop-Victrola-Monsters of Megaphone is easily my favorite run of the series.

I haven't really kept up with them too much in recent years, but if these rankings are to believed, the fact that I love The Curtain Hits the Cast means that I've been missing out on some great stuff.

Because even though we'll never see another Sinatra (in terms of charisma, and success in different areas of entertainment), JT is pretty close.

Coincidentally, I've had 264 Statham-related erections.

My hockey number for years was 37.

I used the "fist" reference at the vet when my cat looked uncomfortable getting her temperature taken rectally. However, the vet tech was probably 21, so it missed wildly.

This. With "Yer abuuuuuusin' m' kidney"

I will frequently employ the "Sorry, sorry…" from the failed "Electic Tie Rack" song during the Monsters of Megaphone bit. Really, only my brother gets it.

All the time. All the fucking time.

I will often ask people where the stairs go, to see who (besides my wife) picks up on it.