Pain don't hurt. But grenade kicks do.

It's a death trap. A suicide wrap. Better get out before your stung. Wasps like us, baby we were born to…fly

This week was a little shocking in Bill fashion. For his post-game press conference, Bill had changed to a shirt, tie and jacket. The team was visited after the game by Secretary of State John Kerry, so I'm guessing Bill changed for that reason.

Regicide.

My buddy and I have a standing agreement to call one another when a game looks like it was gonna tie. (We have NHL season tickets together, so we are fully aware of how professional sports leagues try to solve tie games). I look at the time and I'm like "I'm a kind human being and no one should be subjected to this…

Honestly though, the Seahawks would just go with "12" and pretend they invented it.

Does it matter. Both The Souths suck.

My best friend and I play a weekly game where we pick a game time, and then bet whether Kraft is shown before or after that time. We also enjoy betting on who is sitting on the other side of him in the "Myra" seat.

I've noticed lately, not only is he cutting off the sleeves to wear over 3/4 sleeves, but he's also cutting off the elastic at the bottom of the sweatshirt.

Teti loves his readers, and shields us from the horrors of this world.

There is a weekly feature on Patriots.com where Belichick will break down some plays. On the TD pass to Gronk, which sort of deflated the Steelers, Belichick was praising Gronk for the route, and Brady for his read. It looked like Gronk was double covered (which seems prudent), but Brady saw the safety turn ever so…

I've been to three Bills-Pats games at the Ralph over the years. I've seen things there main.

No one wins. One team just loses more slowly.

Wrong. We are all PLINKO.

WHO IS PLINKO?

Housewives?

"In every first novel the hero is the author as Christ or Faust." - Oscar Wilde

If you play "Show Me" and "Texas Rangers" back to back, Chuck Norris and Clarence Gillyard show up at your house.

Fred Gandhi

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