Well, that went in an unexpected direction.

Eh, I'm still not buying your point. It seems like trying to capture a highly nuanced position, with a very broad brush.

Not really. According to Pew, among US Catholics, 54% support the idea that abortion should be legal in all/most cases, and 42% support it should be illegal in all situations.

Oh I know! But my friend is very literal at times (usually for humor's sake. Like asking the waiter to prove that twin lobsters were in fact related.) This time it just got serious.

All athletes with the last name Campbell, nod in agreement.

Yes. But I think I had moved through the list of possible deities to Ahura Mazda before it was fulfilled.

Yes, the happiest of birthdays of Pops' Pops.

I was at a restaurant in South Dakota a few weeks ago. The soup of the day was listed as "chili". When someone in my dining party pointed out that chili was not a soup, it got very awkward between that person and the waitstaff.

YOU MONSTER

I was once a Fox Reaction Shot during an MLB Playoff Game. The cameras caught me looking skyward, praying for a hit in Game 1 of the 2013 ALCS. So I wholeheartedly support all fan reaction shots in Fox telecasts.

They are lumberjacks AND THEY'RE OKAAAAAY

Mr. Threepwood was here.

Self-tying laces!

LEAVE THE HYRAXES ALONE

Listen to Warren Zevon's "Disorder in the House" That's Bruce chuckling at the end.

The Onion story writes itself. Biden selling weed as a valet.

With Campbell Scott?

I loved it as a kid. (Even the Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court-esque episode). It doesn't hold up great (wait, so he's in a coffin that turns into a jetski, as a backup plan?) but damn, if you suspend disbelief, it can be really fun. Also Michael Des Barres was the arch nemesis, and I enjoy his show on…

That's my feeling too. During the original run. It was one of the shows in primetime I could watch as an 8 year old, because it emphasized ingenuity and creativity over violence.

If he goes, he should wear a shirt that says "Soy Bomb"