I love that the resolution to the show's entire main dramatic thread might be, "Never mind."

Brining works best with turkeys in the under-16-pound range. I've brined a few that were around 14 pounds and they were the best turkeys I've ever eaten. I used Alton Brown's recipe for the brine, which is wonderful.

Brining works best with turkeys in the under-16-pound range. I've brined a few that were around 14 pounds and they were the best turkeys I've ever eaten. I used Alton Brown's recipe for the brine, which is wonderful.

I saw it not long ago too. It is indeed horrible. Not as bad as Student Bodies though - I couldn't even get through that one.

I saw it not long ago too. It is indeed horrible. Not as bad as Student Bodies though - I couldn't even get through that one.

The first one is pretty terrible. This trailer makes it look like this one might be at least a little bit better.

The first one is pretty terrible. This trailer makes it look like this one might be at least a little bit better.

Just watched The Devil Rides Out (aka The Devil's Bride) this weekend. TCM aired it sometime in the last week. It was an absolute hoot. The character Rex instantly became an all-time favorite in our house.

Just watched The Devil Rides Out (aka The Devil's Bride) this weekend. TCM aired it sometime in the last week. It was an absolute hoot. The character Rex instantly became an all-time favorite in our house.

My husband went to high school with her. No lie: she went by Cookie back then. Cookie Cummings, you guys.

My husband went to high school with her. No lie: she went by Cookie back then. Cookie Cummings, you guys.

We all say things like, "Forced sterilization is wrong!" But then there's this show as a strong counterargument. Child pageants should only exist as sting operations to identify totally unfit parents and rescue their children. I guess the most efficient thing is to drown the parents in a gunny sack and send the…

We all say things like, "Forced sterilization is wrong!" But then there's this show as a strong counterargument. Child pageants should only exist as sting operations to identify totally unfit parents and rescue their children. I guess the most efficient thing is to drown the parents in a gunny sack and send the…

I had heard of Monty Python, but it certainly wasn't known around my house because my parents are extremely religious and I'm sure they still would have been all upset about Life of Brian. One night when I was 15, I was up late with a migraine. Everyone else was asleep, and I came across "Parrot Sketch Not Included"…

I had heard of Monty Python, but it certainly wasn't known around my house because my parents are extremely religious and I'm sure they still would have been all upset about Life of Brian. One night when I was 15, I was up late with a migraine. Everyone else was asleep, and I came across "Parrot Sketch Not Included"…

Yeah, I've had to make some adjustments to make sure I stay cool here. I was fortunate that the company I work for allows me to work 10am-7pm, so I have a faster commute and I'm not sitting in 5pm Houston traffic for an hour-plus when it's 100 degrees. I have some cold packs that I can put on my neck (or down my…

Yeah, I've had to make some adjustments to make sure I stay cool here. I was fortunate that the company I work for allows me to work 10am-7pm, so I have a faster commute and I'm not sitting in 5pm Houston traffic for an hour-plus when it's 100 degrees. I have some cold packs that I can put on my neck (or down my…

That movie is incredible, and best seen with an audience. The Alamo Drafthouse here in Houston just played it last week.

That movie is incredible, and best seen with an audience. The Alamo Drafthouse here in Houston just played it last week.

Relapsing-remitting MS is considered the "good" kind, although it's different and unpredictable for everyone. I have it too — we're discussing it in a thread above. Good luck, and take care of yourself.