So now it's just Simon and L.A. Reid?  They should bring in Carrot Top and Jay Leno as replacement judges so people will start taking the show more seriously!

I think you mean "destroy me with a shiv".  That's prison-talk for knife!  (And you're right, that would be worse)

Neil Young and Charles Manson are my birthday pals.  We should all really get together and jam sometime, although it would be embarrassing if ol' Charlie destroyed me on guitar!

You forgot to put quotation marks around   "."   and    "."      
Okay, now it's starting to look like an emoticon.

Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oinggg!

I don't remember the exact joke, but I laughed when he was saying that he got his British accent from watching BBC shows because that was all his family could afford to get on television growing up.  And then shooting confetti out of his butt was pretty good also!

You know it's hard out here for an indie band.  (you ain't knowin')
When they tryin' to get this money for trainin', gear, and someone
 to send 'dem email blasts (you ain't knowin')

Oh yeah, and I think you are right about maybe Jesse figuring out the poisoning thing!

Thanks, LLY!  I don't know what made me choose the name exactly, but I thought spelling it with a "z" was funny since pippi is so the opposite of gangsta I guess.  But then I found a picture of her firing a gun, so that was a nice bonus.  I should mention that I'm a dude though, so I don't want to give people the…

I was reading some theories online.  The one I saw had good points about what could happen in the final season.  Now that Gus is dead, obviously there will be a major focus on Hank getting closer to figuring out the truth about Walt/Heisenberg.  And then the question of whether Jesse will find out the truth about…

Oops!  I was thinking he was still on last season.  It's all just a blur in my memory right now, and then there was the "X-Factor".  All I'm saying is that they should have at least one mean judge to balance things out.

This was supposed to be a response to Wax Tom Cruise above, but it won't let me do that, so this is as close as I'm able to get.  You say the Amish can't retaliate…but what if they're a tough-as-nails Philadelphia police detective posing as a member of an Amish community?  What then!? (Just need to get through a bit…

The main thing that stands out so far for me this season is not having Simon there as the mean, "tell it like it is" judge.  Now there isn't the one judge who can devastate a contestant if he hates their performance, or have them completely exuberant and filled with confidence from a glowing critique. 

Not so fast there, zxcvb.  See, you just manipulated me into writing this reply to you.  You are such a piece of trash.  Marilyn weeps for us all!

Not sure if that pic is representative of the way he looked going into said performance or not.  But, if so, I can tell him that shaving is a great thing!  For example, today I was feeling all hateful and full of bad thoughts and feelings towards humanity.  But then I went ahead and made the effort to shave my face…

Thanks, Mojo Filter!  Definitely helped me deal with the pain.  And to Clueless Neophyte:  Yes. Yes they do.

One that finally surpassed my tolerance for repetitive listenings back in the late '90's was "Brimful of Asha" by Cornershop.  Not so bad after several nights of just hearing the track.  But as it went on, and my stoner buddy was also playing it on the guitar, I just couldn't take it anymore.  I started doing a parody…

I didn't listen to any of the songs, but I voted for Spoon instead of Beck, even though I am a huge Beck fan.  I went mostly with what sounded like the most fun/least boring songs for the artists to perform.  I also said that I wanted Ween for the band I'd like to hear covered.  For the song, I went with "Voices…

Pretty sure that kitty just waltzed itself up the stairs, into the bedroom, where it seduced itself!

Thanks for reminding me to watch Storage Wars!  Or were you being ironical?  Too bad we're all too stupid to figure out what other people think we should be watching on a Tuesday night.  Should I also not go stick a fork in the nearest electrical socket?  Me too dumb…me no know what me should do!  (Drools on…