I know that nobody probably gives a fuck one way or another, and I don't really either. But this is my final comment ever on the A.V. Club. This DISQUS shit is just too much bullshit to deal with, and I don't fucking care anymore. FUCK YOU DISQUS! FUCK YOU ALL TO HELL! GBCW and all that shit. I mean, I'm…

Something Waco this way comes.

I don't know about the finest coffee. But Warrant has you covered on the cherry pie!

Wow, how could I forget The Jesus Lizard!?

I went to Lollapalooza in '95 too (in Kansas City). I remember that other than Hole, the lineup included: Beck, Pavement, Sinead O'Connor, Cypress Hill and Sonic Youth. That's all I can remember, other than that Possum Dixon and (I think) Yo La Tengo played the second stage. But Courtney Love cut the set short…

He says quite clearly that he's in Malaysia, and you say "wherever the hell you are"? Is that due to your poor reading comprehension, or is it that you fail to understand that there are other nations besides the one in which you currently reside?

You didn't miss a whole lot, just more spambot b.s. And the person wasn't even named Mark. I think that was a reference to "The Room" by uselessbeauty up there.

almost straight away, let me just say that I'm very (Subaru) Imprezad by your inspirational story!

Really? You hate Kanye and Beck more than people like Kid Rock, Fred Durst, Bono and Ted Nugent? How about Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Iggy Azalea, Ariana Grande and Meghan Trainor?

Wow, congratulations on making it through Champion's Road! I still haven't made it. Lots of attempts, some progress, until I finally just said "screw this shit!" Maybe one of these days I will try again, but for now the game is out on loan.

Hell yes, Dom Irrera was hilarious on Dr. Katz!

Aww crap, I was going to say "Missouri Man Meat'! Ummm…Missouri Mons Pubis? No, that doesn't really work…balls!

Go on, keep laughing fool! We'll see who's going under in about six months, when Brian Williams makes his triumphant return to the NBC anchor desk! He's going to turn his career around so completely, he'll make Walter Cronkite look like a little punk-ass bitch by comparison. Every single solitary person on planet…

You know, I always just assumed that Michael Bolton was a giant douche. But I saw him do an interview recently, and I was amazed to discover that he actually seemed pretty likable. Now, if someone could direct me to wherever I should go to turn in any cool points I may have still had.

What in the hell is "that song's about my new degree" supposed to mean? What was her new degree, stupid-evil-beyotch-ology?

This sick beat™ Another victim of those damn anti-vaxxers!

After skimming through this review and the comments, I now understand that Gravity Ghost is an amazing/horrible game. I'm going to take what I've learned, write out a check for fifteen dollars, tear it to shreds, dig a hole, carefully glue the check back together backwards and go bowling.

Also, it's funny that you think Beck is an asshole, when he actually seems pretty cool from everything I've seen of him. I've seen Beck perform live five times, and he always puts on a fantastic show. He also was just talking about how he was hanging out with Blue Ivy Carter backstage at the Grammys, jamming on a…

It's not really at Beck's expense though. Even Al Roker said Kanye needs to sit down and shut up. Shirley Manson of Garbage said Kanye is making himself look like a complete twat. I've been a huge Beck fan for years, and I think this whole thing is hilarious and awesome! It has completely backfired against Kanye…

I'mma let you finish your solo