HE JOCK IT MADE OF STEEL
EATS SUSHI FROM A PAIL
JET JAGUAR? JET JAGUAR!
HE MOTHER NEVER REALLY LOVE HIM
HE CRIMEFIGHTING COVERS UP A BASIC INSECURITY
HE DICKEY COVERS UP AN ADAM'S APPLE THE SIZE OF A TOYOTA
HE BASICLY GOOD-HEARTED BUT HE'D LIKE TO SMASH THAT KID AGAINST A ROCK
KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
WHO'S THERE?
HIS HEAD LOOKS…

"It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury; signifying nothing."

Slartibartfast? Maker of fjords?

Required reading when I was in high school. It years took of pot smoking to brain this purge my from.

I love Mad Men, but I hate ad men.

Frenchmen coming to the U.S. to see La Cage is like us going to Eurodisney.

Thanks, Stan! Why'd that thread get deleted? Stupid ad spam or something?

But Skunk Ape, just because law enforcement fails doesn't mean everyone loses their sense of ethics. I'm more concerned about the fact you just come right out and say, "If I had the opportunity, I would rape people." Is this really how you feel?

Killing at least implies some sort of reason: "this guy attacked me, so it's kill or be killed." There is no excuse for rape.

Really? You guys want to rape? Well, why wait for the apocalypse? Why not get started right now? Plenty of women and children everywhere you look.

You guys ate Knut! [sobs] How could you?

Stan's retiring? Dammit. One of the most entertaining people here.

Well, it's different when you post them, because you usually have some hilarious tale of actor/director/studio hubris/embarrassment/idiocy to go along with it.

I am also not understanding the appeal. Aren't we bombarded with movie trailers everywhere anyway?

Haysoos, of those bad movies you got recently…is one of them Winterbeast? Because I just saw that on justin.tv, and I can assure you all, it really is the worst movie ever made.

Might just save your life.

Bunnies!
http://cuteroulette.com/#/v…

[gives Fluttershy some sugarcubes]

OK, you win.

Nothing would be funnier than replacing the Walking Dead with Being Human.