Here ya go, Fluttershy:
http://www.avclub.com/artic…

Amen.

British people are buried in boutique caskets.

"A jazz Michael Bay"?

I recall a naked, hairy Robin Williams frollicking about in Central Park in The Fisher King.

I knew it. Ol' Charley "Gold-beater" One-Eye is a prospector.

He'll probably be some cheesy asshole who delivers "clever" bon mots and then yells, "BURN!"

Now that Horsefellow is back, I'm dying to hear what he thinks of Charlie Sheen.

[unleashes enormous breasts]
[entire A.V. Club is crushed and killed]

Horsefellow's back!
http://www.avclub.com/artic…

[rice becomes maggots]

[sax solo]

Horsefellow! I like you angry!

I think he wanted to accentuate Bradley Cooper's hips.

Keebler makes a pale imitation of the Thin Mints, but they aren't nearly as good.

Ain't no pyramid scheme in Girl Scout Cookies. You take orders. You turn in your order form. They give you your cookies. You give them to your customers. End of story.

I'm beginning to suspect that you're not really a possum.

Is this a guy thing? Because I and most females I know generally tend to carry umbrellas if there's a chance of rain.

Georgy's been doing these WTF posts for awhile as an unreg, so I'm surprised he registered. He's never made any sense, and he name-drops other commentors in ways that don't make any sense, but at least he doesn't really insult people. He's funny sometimes.

Coming in 2013: Human Geniuses