Some of us prefer the fantasy to reality! COME ON!

I'll call her "Blame-y."

Yikes! According to this, Arnold's dad joined the Nazi Party before Austria was even annexed, and fought with the Stormtroopers as a volunteer:
http://www.usatoday.com/new…

It turns out their mom (who is also a twin) writes a blog about them. And if you scroll down to the March 28 entry, they are also budding artists:
http://www.twinmamarama.com/

I found their YouTube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user…

I worked as a nanny for a few years. I also babysat occasionally when I was in high school. I tried working in a day care center, but it was a Christian one, with all these Presbyterian weirdos in long skirts who were contemptuous and hostile toward the children. I was only there 2 weeks before I quit in disgust,…

How far back did Fred Garvin set male prostitution? I mean, you wouldn't even take off the truss and jacket, Fred:
http://www.nbc.com/saturday…

That reminds me of this old joke:
A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy when he notices
his friend is very well endowed. "Damn Bob, you're hung!" Jim exclaims.
"I wasn't always this impressive, I had to work for it."
"What do you mean?" Jim asked.
"Well, everyday for the past two years I've spent an hour…

The Amish Blues:

Fuck yeah, Sean O'Neal!
Loved the question about whether Page noticed the increasing levels of her own "bankability."

Nobody gets out of this thread…
…without singing the blues.

Hee! I'm watching Conan right now, and he just did a bit with the talking babies, but he captioned their conversation to be a debate about Gaddaffi.

Jason Bateman?

I love the phrasing of "How far CAN you determine you're not gay?" I can practically hear Archer yelling, "Just the tip!"

Grover wasn't in a Little Golden Book, but lots of Disney characters were. I had a ton of them because my mom had them as a kid. I was just looking at this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

OK, I just can't get over this:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/din…

These guys have my vote for the Wonder Twins:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/gav…

They have better pictures of it here (you can see close-ups of which book covers were used) and it also goes through the construction process halfway down the page:

Owl, it'll never work if we can't get him out of the cut-offs.

Binky and Claudia, I think I just found you guys the ultimate dress: