Claudia, there is actually a separate entry for Mount Fuji in that dream dictionary: "To see Mount Fuji in your dream, represents an aspect of your life that may be deceivingly calm. It is a place where heaven and earth and fire comes together. Consider an aspect of your life where you are struggling with your…

Yes, I am going for my Master of Library Science degree, which is so much harder than I thought it would be. But I had read a couple years ago that there would be a big demand for librarians within the next decade. Many librarians are reaching retirement age, and a lot of people who went to library school in the…

Just re-watched "The Last Time I Saw Paris" over the weekend. She was amazing. R.I.P., Dame Elizabeth.

I looked at Gravol's ingredients, and it's very similar to benadryl chemically. That's what I normally take, and it does make me sleepy. Problem is, I usually wake up 4 hours after taking it, and I never feel rested after a night of that. So, I wanted to try something completely different. It's been about 40…

Let's see…there's me, Scrawler, Sweet Clam, Binky, Claudia Kishi, Persia, Will You Marry Me, Manic Depressive Dream Girl…I think Banmar and Lux Lisbon might be female…there are dozens of us, I tell you! DOZENS!

I never did anything bad in school, and got pretty good grades, but there was this one…I don't know what he was, but he wasn't a teacher. He ran the study hall (which meant he sat at a desk and told people to be quiet) and I think he was an assistant track coach or something. Anyway, he apparently thought I gave him…

I dunno, I hurt my neck pretty bad whipping my hair back and forth.

Senor Pants, if your script has hot 'man-on-manatee' action, I'm dying to see it:
http://www.funnyordie.com/v…

Or King Kong. Your move, HatchetJob.

Viva la revolucion!

I also don't get IFC, so I've never seen it. But since The Onion started doing the ONN on their site, it's always been pretty good, so I'm surprised it only got a "this definitely exists" response.

See his pug-nosed face…

In my mind, A.V. Club parties are the wildest parties ever. You just know someone's dick is in the mashed potatoes.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!! HULK TREAT LADY WITH RESPECT!!!!

Ripped off his shirt and left the building?
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!! HULK SMASH!!!!!!!

I think if you jumpered yourself to the top of a mountain, you'd get the bends. Or the opposite of the bends.

Binky's right. That's caveman talk. Or Grover talk. Or Yoda talk. At any rate, Claudia, I think you should sue.

"Who wants a silencer in the mouth?"

There's video of his last moments. He paced in circles and then had a seizure:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/gav…

I might go when they come to my town nest month. Only $11.