I think we've finally found a man beige enough for Jennifer Aniston.

Yeah, the one where Lisa ghost-writes poetry for Moe and they all go to Vermont.

Kirk, haven't you ever reached for the gearshift and missed it by a mile?

The American Medical Association's opinion on soundtracks is very important to me.

RIBOFLAVIN!!

Depends on whether you prefer the "kickin'" section or the "sittin'" section.

Sure!

He learned too late that man was a feeling creature…

There's usually a few charter flights per season, when they have to go to more remote areas that don't get a lot of traffic. They're always set up so that all the teams can get on them, which is why it's so unbelievable that Kent & Vyxsin missed it. There were a few times in the early seasons of the race when they…

It's how you feel after the Jesus Juice.

She had a stress fracture, I think, and missed a few months of training over the summer. But she still did really well this season. Too bad about nationals. When she's on, she's as good as any of the top skaters:
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Bleached: ream bang my dick terribly.

No time to think about what to tell them.

Most skaters are under 5'4". Mirai probably would have won nationals, but she fell out of a spin, which is strange, because that's her strong point. So she came in 3rd, and doesn't get to go to Worlds, because we can only send the top 2.

Claudia, have you seen Mao Asada this season? Unreal! She said she's changed her jumping technique, but why fix something that isn't broken? Wasn't she widely regarded as the best jumper in the world? It's weird to see her suddenly falling on every jump and coming in last when she used to win. And is the reigning…

Yeah, it's the Biography Channel, which I don't get! But I went to their site, and it looks like they post the full episodes there. Anyway, it'll be cool to see someone we sorta-kinda know on TV!

Finally, the announcement!
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Sorry, Binky! I was just going by what the dictionary said. Wait a minute…you were "improving the ruins"? Hmmm…Binky = Banksy?

Haysoos, did you watch Dune before your dream?

Firefly was on Desperate Housewives?