Charlatans. http://www.youtube.com/watc…

This place smells worse than a pair of armored trousers after the Hundred Year War. Baldrick! Have you been eating dung again?

Milk Box Hero, you've made it into Newswire! Are you gonna go all Hollywood and forget us now?

Ted: As long as I don't have to hear it, I think that's a great plan.

Hey now! Some of us want to do naughty things to clowns!

Benadryl is the same thing that Tylenol PM uses as its sleep aid (diphenhydramine). That's my go-to sleep aid, but it's not very good. I sleep, but I wake up after 4 hours, and I don't feel like I've slept at all. But it's cheap; you can get generic store-brand benadryl in 100-pill bottles for $4.

Also, don't feel bad about your Canadian Texas. Alaska is close to Texas politically, and that's probably way north of where you guys are!

Claudia, from what you describe, it sounds like the Hindenberg crash. But I can't stop laughing at SANDY HOSE IT DOWN! Do you know someone named Sandy? I couldn't find anything on blimp symbolism, but I found this about airplane crashes:

No. Ryan Murphy was much more meat-headed than Slash, Kings of Leon, or Grohl have been in response to him.

I'm still in a fugue state, Jim Jimmerson! I fear I'll never get my pretty, pretty mind back again:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, I just clicked that and…FUCK! That was so much worse than Rebecca Black! There are waves of nervous "disgust energy" rippling through my body, making my hands shake and my eye twitch! I think I'm gonna soak in a hot bath for awhile; try to wash that shit off of me.

I'm not blaming Rebecca, here. She truly is innocent. But I prefer music to come from people who at least put some effort into making music. Black's parents just sent her to a music factory in LA, they gave her a song to sing, autotuned the living hell out of it, shot a cheesey video, and BOOM! Instant star.

Chartex, if this was just some Disney-produced piece of crap marketed to kids, I'd agree with you, but it's not. Koski gave us some background on Ark Music in her writeup:
http://www.avclub.com/artic…

More like Gorgo, the Irish Godzilla!
http://www.mst3kinfo.com/ac…

Bilbo: the hobbit who refused to give up his seat on the bus…or whatever mode of transportation hobbits use. (Actually, I think they just walk. Never mind.)

Now that you mention it, Kirk, I can't remember being 23! I just assumed it was because of all the drugs, though.

Lone Audience always posts in the Fringe forums every Friday.

Here ya go, Jordo. It was a featured article in Great Job, Internet! all week:
http://www.avclub.com/artic…

Unisys double rainbow! What does it mean?!

That guy is the owner/head honcho of Ark Music. He raps in every 13-year-old girl's video he produces.