I read yesterday that it was Mike Nelson who sent "Tweet Zero" and unleashed Black onto the world.
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Reece's UterBully Cups

I used to make up catchy phrases to remember the elements, like:
"A! U! Gimmee back my gold!"
"A, G…at least let me keep my silver!"
Sorry. That's all I remember.

Yeah, Black has a voice autotune couldn't save. I would kill to hear the pre-autotuned vocal track.

Or the pegasus! Then they could fly!

This went viral last Friday. I envy those of you who've been able to avoid it. I wish I could un-hear it.

I think it's important that we all hate her parents. And the parents of any child who would buy their kid a single and video from a record company.

Frink will not be ignored today!

Friday would have been awesomer (and more 13-year-old-girly) if the mode of transportation in the video was a horse rather than a car.

Really? Valerian is the nastiest stinkweed. I have a bottle of the Valerian herb in pill form to help me sleep, and I have to keep it in the fridge, because it will stink up my whole apartment if I don't. I can't take it if I'm feeling sick, because the smell of it is enough to induce vomiting. Catnip, on the…

Wow, what's a newly-converted Juggalo like? I mean, was she always kind of red-neck, tea party, loud crappy music-loving, and this was the natural next step? Or did she just start dating a guy who's a Juggalo? Also, how could you tell? Did she come to work with her face painted?

Damn. Can't I at least get one of those moustache combs for 2000?

You sure do like those trains, Binky!

"Ah. Now the question is, how do I get it in her? Maybe I'll put it in her brownie… "
"HEY!"

I am also curious. Is "wanna make a contract" a line from a movie I haven't seen?

Two Questions:
1. Who said, "I really miss having nuts in my mouth right now"?
2. Who is the staffer with the Bieber hair?

Yeah. They would have to pay me to see that. And give me some weed to enhance it.

Also, they used the song "American Girl" (surprised NBC sprang for that!) which is by Tom Petty, who played Lucky on KOTH.

Did your flux capacitor break down?

Have you seen the first season of Carnivale? You can see every naked inch of her in that. She's a Depression-era stripper. With mismatched boobs. One of them is twice the size of the other. But she does kinda resemble Meatloaf.