@avclub-5934f8d8c7553f3a03d2f898e03d721c:disqus BURN!!!!!

Statistically, you're probably wrong.

No comments yet about how Michael Bay's version will have aliens? None? Well ok, then.

The one the guy from Remote Control told when he was doing the news.

Cobie Smulders remains an awesome name, even when you spell it wrong. Downvoted!

Meryl Streep's daughter. So, no pressure.

"I spell 'discuss' with a QU."

So close…

I haven't watched the show since the first season, but I'm really glad to hear that that worked and wasn't exploitative of Lea Michele, considering her real life connection to it.

Too soon =/

Japan says /yawn, we sell used underwear from vending machines.

Every review has said the same thing about each new film: his camera "technique" is still the same. I don't need to see them. Why would I put myself through more Greengrass when every review already told me what I need to know?

I don't, though— it's never happened before or since. It's not the handheld, it's that he intentionally shakes the camera constantly, for no reason, even when the scene is just two characters talking. When it's not shaking it's at least panning, or tilting, or… whatever. It's the most amateurish thing to do but he…

At least Harmon's entertaining about it. For Kanye to do the equivalent he'd have to, I dunno, rant in the form of an awesome new rap each time.

The first one didn't have Greengrass-level shakeycam. It's been a long time but I can't remember it if it was there, which means that when it was used, it was used right. The second one started with the camera shaking and literally did not stop until 2/3s of the way through when I got nauseous and had to shut it off.

Just about every Rodriguez movie needs the last 20 minutes removed (with the exception of Sin City), but they tend to be entertaining as hell until then.

Road to Perdition is one of my favorite movies of all time and almost definitely my favorite underrated/overlooked movie of all time. Everyone needs to see it twice.

After the second Bourne movie made me physically ill I swore I'd never watch a Paul Greengrass film ever again, and so far haven't. I'm not convinced that his nonstop shakeycam doesn't trick reviewers into giving him good reviews by causing them motion-induced whiplash, mimicking the effects of a concussion just long…

Edit: nm, apparently it was mentioned in the episode and it's just crazy enough that of course it had to be true. "In April 2007, Nicolas Cage bought the LaLaurie House through Hancock Park Real Estate Company LLC for a sum of $3.45 million." (Wikpedia)

What I'm getting from this is that you've both watched enough NCIS to have an opinion on the lighting.