@avclub-011d0b4fe6835bb3d37ef4e0ea713de6:disqus I think it'd be hilarious if you were raped by, like, 5 guys right now.

Cunt is what you call a nasty, vapid, valueless woman. That's half of Los Angeles in a nutshell. I'm not going to not use the word when it fits.

HAHAHA JUNO USED THE PHRASE HONEST TO BLOG!

@avclub-3a53af9e954d9043d860719e175d72fe:disqus , when your girlfriend masturbates, she thinks of Jim Morrison. (Or maybe James Spader.)

Is that something that The Miley created? Because if not I don't care.

If you give a performance that's 95% your ass in the camera, I'm not objectifying you— I literally can't see your face.

#ThisIsBatCountry

When their work is "look how hot I am," then, yeah.

I just remembered the movie he was good in after having it on my tongue all weekend. It was that rom-com with Mila Kunis. The both of them have great chemistry and timing together, and they made the best of the first 2/3s of the movie, considering that it was, you know, a rom-com. Then the last third went full rom-com…

Hell, I would do it, and I'm a straight man. Of course I'd have to buy panties and put them on first, which I would also do.

Crash. God, Crash.

That's an interesting position for someone who bothered to put an acute accent over the e in cliche.

Wow. Ack. Yeah I've heard of Mad Men, I just never watched it. I knew they were both on it, that information just decided to hide from me because there were no pictures attached to it, or something.

That might give people the impression that James Gunn should be allowed to make movies. How about the Doctor Horrible DVD? I think the actors + Joss actually have a revenue sharing deal on that one.

Eagle 1 to Whedonverse, abort strike, you are being trolled. Repeat, you are being trolled.

Christina Hendricks and Alison Brie in the same room might create a hotness singularity. They're both hot in kind of the same way, too: short, busty, doe-eyed, highly pretty in the face, smart, can deliver a line perfectly, and physically agile (are they both dancers? They both can move like dancers. See Hendricks in…

As soon as I posted that I checked to be sure, and you're right, apparently "shark" is becoming accepted.

A single Saturday Night Live appearance of his is more entertaining than Ben Affleck's entire career.

Second article in two days to make this mistake: it's card sharp, not shark.

Do you live in a country with a government and pay taxes? You legitimize violence every day. Don't be a fucking idiot.