Bawd?

When's this kid gonna do a proper biopic on MY life?

When's this kid gonna do a proper biopic on MY life?

Bless you, David Aaronson.

Bless you, David Aaronson.

Well, it's alright to expose yourself to kids/Do it now, before they grow up and it's too late

Well, it's alright to expose yourself to kids/Do it now, before they grow up and it's too late

For shame. I could use a good EDM techno-dubstep megamix of my classics right about now.

For shame. I could use a good EDM techno-dubstep megamix of my classics right about now.

Dear Stephen:

Dear Stephen:

I find the thought of this fairly creepy.

I find the thought of this fairly creepy.

I love when Ted Turner banned the word "foreign" from all of his networks, including CNN and TBS; foreign objects soon became "international objects"

I love when Ted Turner banned the word "foreign" from all of his networks, including CNN and TBS; foreign objects soon became "international objects"

Fjords … lovely, crinkly edges … I won an award for Norway, you know. Oh, yes.

Fjords … lovely, crinkly edges … I won an award for Norway, you know. Oh, yes.

I thought that Lego, like deer and fish, was both singular and plural.

I thought that Lego, like deer and fish, was both singular and plural.

Why is Michael Sheen dressed like a cosplay Doctor Who-era Matt Smith? Lizzy Caplan looks NOTHING like Karen Gillan.