Did CHiPs '99 teach us nothing?

Hilariousless!

Back in 1992, in my New Jersey Monthly magazine internship/factchecker days, a drunken Rutgers professor agreed with me that America's fascination with the Buttafuoco case was because the guy's name sounded like "buttered fuck hole." Which, I'm guessing, is something that still can't be said on TV, after midnight or…

Big Black, "Steelworker"

Ministry, "Stigmata"

Front 242, "Headhunter"

Anything by me.

"Camaro" doesn't have an E in it.

Someone once asked me where they could rent a jetski. I told them to go to the airportski.

Will we finally get Todd Phillips' anti-Almost-Famous, the story of a young struggling film maker chronicling the feces-flinging madness (and occasional punk "singer") GG Allin?

These guys are from England and who gives a shit?

Is Don on the phone? OK, I want a goddamned concerted effort to not come out a fucking uptempo record when I gotta talk about a fucking dog dying!

Tom Baker.

Monn DAY lah!

Nope, but thanks for the cool link. Mine is all safely tucked away in a box somewhere. I thought about approaching Rolling Stone before the 20th anniversary of his passing earlier this year, but I never got around to it. Aaah well, there's always 25 years.

I still have our prison correspondence. None of it appears to have been smeared with feces.

Likely? Have you never heard the "Expose Yourself to Kids" EP?

I suppose I should say something here …

I'm waiting for the Japanese action remake, Tomica. This way, giant feet coming down and squashing cars, a la Godzilla, will be plot-relevant.

NO! They're quality hand-crafted die-cast replica model automobiles for the discriminating adult collector/consumer