Says a lot that he moved to New Jersey in order to better his life. How bad must Cleveland be?

I'd like to wee on her boobies.

If Sammy Hagar is to be believed, it's because MA was his buddy. Or so Sammy claimed on Howard Stern sometime last year.

So how come this continuing awfulness gets a full season review, its grades dropping lower each week, while passable shows like Person of Interest on CBS (complete with Jim Caviezel doing his hilarious imitation of the late David Janssen's vocal range in The Fugitive) were dropped from AVClub's review roster…

Wait, what did Rick Santorum have to say about Hugo?

Possibly fapworthy, but I'd rather wee on her boobies.

Also Jezza for Jeremy Clarkson, Gazza for Gary Numan, Mozza for Morrissey … what is it with these crap faux-chummy diminutives?

Ick.

Hippiesters?
Hipsterippies?

Were Flush the Fashion, Special Forces, Zipper Catches Skin and Dada ever released on CD domestically? I got 'em on Japanese import about 20-odd years ago.

Trejo left semen while pegging Simon? What?

That Subaru ad has been running for about six months or more, here and there.

Released in 1981, Hal Needham’s original madcap ensemble comedy—itself basically an all-star rehash of 1976's The Gumball Rally

Yellow suit, OK. But the hat?

Around the time "The Invasion" was broadcast, Frazer Hines, who played the companion Jamie, made a stab at musical stardom with an album called Who's Doctor Who.

A quiet cyber wink-and-nod to the early Cybermen pieces appeared in RTD's "Rise of the Cybermen/Age of Steel": the license plate on the big blue mobile conversion truck was IEM 066—surely a nod to International Electromatics, and the year the Cybermen first showed up?

England, Chicago, Indianapolis, and New Orleans? One of these things is not like the other.
Jesus Christ, if I had to spend any (more) time in Indy, that festering shithole of misery and despair, I'd want to do substances worthy of making me go to rehab after.

Probably rights issues … those pussies at Highlights.

"[Unforgettable] makes the entire world into a fun puzzle out of Highlights For Children."Goofus smashes some lippy motherfucker in the face with a crowbar and took his wallet.Gallant asks, "How can we resolve your issue?" over a latte at the coffee bar.I'd rather see that than someone remembering things.

He always spoke highly of you …