Yeats is still in upstate New York, running his tavern and doubtless plotting another  Cannonball assault on the American interstates. Let him provide his own quotes for Fitty!

You bite your tongue, Calvin!

No Doctor Who avatars? Not nerdy enough.

FUCK YEAH

Alien. I was 9. When the chest-popper scene hit, I was ready to puke. My dad took me out of the theater, laughing.

Eye-Patch Lady is named Madam Kovarian and is played by Frances Barber. As for why River is wearing a patch … we shall have to wait and see.

How long until this goes down?

Claude Akins was a lesbian?

Doctor Who: The Twin Dilemma (original series), Fear Her (new series)

I miss Shoe. Well, the MacNelly-drawn Shoe, anyway.

Sigh.

No wonder I ate my own poop on stage and killed myself—it was better than ingesting most of the tripe that was on the radio then.

How much can I buy Sasha Grey for?

Wait, forgot about what?

Also, she's hot.