Alien Nation was awesome.

reckon what you got to good to eat in there?

I'll take the warming lamp over the vengeance of inconvenienced teenagers, knowing what I know.

when I worked at McDonald's in the mid 90's we used to keep a bin stocked with the standard sandwiches so it was a pain in the ass when somebody ordered something special. Any time a sandwich was ordered without pickles I would take a handful of them and squeeze the pickle juice all over the bun and meat. I was a…

Heartbeeps is what I bring up any time somebody tries to say Andy Kaufman was a genius.

and now it's gone…

The Taco Bell Ghost Pepper Loaded Griller was the Holy Grail of actual fast-food heat. And it was still delicious, not just hot for the sake of sensationalism.

I remember being about 11 and being blown away by Pee Wee Herman going ape-shit and dropping hella F Bombs everywhere.

I work in broadcasting and you'd love how often police would bring us grainy security camera video and ask us to "enhance it" in the late 90's. Not so much anymore.

Don't say his name. Wouldn't want to accidentally summon him and incur his wrath….

Terre Haute, Indiana…..so, yeah.

I think latino rapper when I see it written.

I actually go pretty heavy with Vegemite on toast.

skip the marmite and go to the real deal first.

that's a toasted strumpet

a lot of courage, but not much grace.

the Bud Light Cheladas are divine.

that's really a scene? I thought you guys were making a Gummo joke at first. What is it with cinematic spaghetti baths?

Plenty of semen…that's amore.

stay away from his cousin… Horndog James.