speed is the name of the game

I prefer the Jake Blues approach: "Well then…I guess you're really up Shit Creek…"

He likes big butts, sure….but he also wants those titties on glass.

That movie is badass.

yes they do…yes they do….

Oh my, I forgot about this sauce. It is really awesome.

Back when I worked at McDonald's it was just understood that the heating drawer full of nuggets was free to be plundered by any and all kitchen staff. Everybody had their own sauce cups hidden from managerial eyes. Mine was always Hot Mustard. Huge pet peeve is when you ask for Hot Mustard and the cashier hands…

I get extra at McDonald's and actually use it to make sweet and sour chicken at home.

We have it in Indiana, but they did not have it in Pensacola Florida last month.

FUCK YES! Thank you. McDonald's Hot Mustard is the jam.

I played this game for hundreds of hours with friends and considered myself pretty good at it, but there was a local gun store where they had it set up on a little TV on the counter. One of the workers there was unreal at it. He never stopped moving, never touched the body-armor, only got headshots. It was pretty…

she seems to have a little alien DNA though.

he's good in "THE…" movies ?

Nice. You know what I mean…the guy that doesn't even have a hint of apprehension about using a gas station bathroom.

Jeremy Renner looks like one of those guys you encounter in life that is always taking a shit and is always way too comfortable talking about how he has to go take a shit. Don't ask me to explain it. I cannot. I enjoy his acting though.

just like John Wayne and Stallone's character in COBRA.

huh huh, huh huh

I heard they use the same prosthesis from Boogie Nights…

would have also accepted "and to tantalize"

She was a quadruple amputee…? What…just me?