All I know about NAS is the song Hip-Hop is Dead that samples Inna-gadda-da-vida. I like it.

The Bud Light Cheladas are very tasty and refreshing, in my opinion.

hell yeah. The fight scene with phone book-body armor. That movie was the jam!

Mr and Mrs T's spicy Bloody Mary mix in the green label is all you need to know about making them. Just as good as some of the best hand-crafted Bloody Marys I've had.

CVS has some way cheaper coffee liquer that they make. Like 6.99 a bottle compared to $20 for Kahlua. Just FYI

a buddy and I were talking at work about Western TV shows and how they killed way more people than even the blood-thirstiest actual gunfighters and outlaws. We looked up and found a webpage that listed the kill counts. The Cartwright family killed 170 people and Matt Dillon killed like 383 on Gunsmoke. What the…

I loved Magnum when I was a kid, and I have the TV Guide promotional cover poster of Simon and Simon on my garage wall, I found it in storage at the TV station where I work. Magnum PI is the reason I have a Colt 1911 .45

it's interesting to see somebody that nicotine-stained die at 91. To hell with those killjoy doctors.

watch Joe Namath in 'CC and Company'. Pretty entertaining, actually.

you don't know that the grocer didn't fuck his mother.

He quit taking some meds, started drinking a lot of vodka, attending some church, and started militantly spouting religious shit everywhere he went - completely out of the blue.

My uncle is in a bluegrass Lynrd Skynrd cover band called White Dog Shit Revival.

I think it happens in yards that have been treated with some sort of fertilizer that creates a chemical reaction.

a buddy of mine has an old half-pint can of paint he found in his grandparents' garage that is called "IRONCLAD RETARDO" I wish I had a picture of it for I can find none online. My friend is now crazy and we don't speak anymore or I'd ask him to send me a snapshot of it.

Yeah, we hired Martin Freeman, isn't that what you said on the phone?

crap, I just said this up the way a bit. Sorry.

I was thinking Deniro from the end of Casino

and who could forget Ford Fairlane? What, everybody?

I like Oswalt overall but can get irritated with how he seems so delightfully amused by how much smarter he is than most people when he's being anecdotal. I like C.K. too but he goes to the sad-sack well a little too much for me.

I'd have to vote for somebody that goddamned passionate about an election. Come on.