I like the bit he does about scientists and seahorses and I'm not ashamed to say it.

they'll even dicker with you.

I still think he looks like the brother from Small Wonder. That is one of the most dead-on internet rumors ever. Beats the shit out of Marilyn/Paul.

now he's just somebody that we used to know.

Peter Coyote had that in the 80's. Now nobody remembers.

I would probably love this but I'm sure it would give me a gout flare-up that would be nearly fatal. I can't even look at braunschweiger anymore without a big toe exploding.

I worked with some guy from Cincinnati for a while. I have a reputation for being something of a food enthusiast. (read: big fat glutton) This guy was so excited for me to try Skyline Chili because he was just so convinced I was going to love it. I felt really bad having to tell him it was one of the stupidest…

this is why they shortened the original title "Peter's Dragon"

I never saw the original as a child but my wife got it for our daughter several years ago and I could not listen to the clicking noise bullshit the dragon (Charlie Callas) kept doing. It was making me sick to my stomach.

damn you. Beat me.

what would a movie about asses be without her? Am I right? You've seen the leather pants.

**I just remembered once when I could have bought a '61 Les Paul ( the SG style body) for $100 bucks and then a bystander talked the guy into taking it to the local guitar shop instead of selling it to me. Guy had his hand out to take the money too. Some people.

I had a sweet looking '71 SG that had a Gibson "Bigsby-style" tremolo setup on it. It looked cool as hell but you couldn't breathe on it without sending the guitar way out of tune. I never liked playing that guitar because the fretboard was about as wide as a yardstick. Got it for $250 though and sold it for…

Nice. Mine is standard black with white pickguard. Yours?

you mean the lipstick bridge pickup?

I concur. I'd definitely give it a day in court though. Would depend a lot on my mood, I guess.

I bought a used Tele back in '94. I still have it and love it more than my other guitars but…when i bought it - nobody was using them. Now you can't find a live musical act without seeing one. Guess they're just that good. (paid $275 back then, by the way)

I was calling you a loser, not a luthier.

I'd like to know how old she is. It seems weird to me that she is perplexed by manscaping and light ass-play but is familiar with the notion of "cougar-ism"

yeah. Vultures evolved to have bald heads to reduce sticky, bloody feathers as they eat carrion…why can't we naturally lose the ass hair?