It would have been a lot better for Carl to have the gun jam when he shoots some henchmen and being overtaken instead of just being a hesitant doofus.

I really liked it when Negan said his eye looked "Rad".

I bought a 'Super Heavy Goat Ass' CD because of this article a few years back. No idea if they're still together.

Maybe I should rephrase. You are more unencumbered to unleash your creativity with a lighter partner.

to be honest…it's just a lot less actual work to have sex with skinny women.

My grandmother was into soft deo-vore.

thank you.

I don't know where it's distributed but…locally we have a cheap beer that I think is brewed in connection with Walgreen's perhaps… Anyway, it's 3.69 a 6pk and called Big Flats 1901. I took some to a fancy outdoor party at a friend of a friend's McMansion. Some snooty looking young women asked me about it and I…

I always feel like Coors Light has some sort of meaty-broth type undertones that I can't understand, and therefore find kind of a turn-off.

when they were supposed to massage her was one of the best things I've ever seen on television.

Movie was sweet.

grab 'em by the CPUSA?

as is Van Peebles family tradition, the shark sex was not simulated.

kinda reminded me of Summertime Lovin' from Regular Show.

I can't help but wonder at how truly long JDM's torso is every time they show a long-shot of him.

I thought he looked a little cleaner than usual.

so Wonder Woman says. "what was that?" and The Invisible Man says, "I don't know but my ass sure hurts"

Most assuredly.

a meater

Captain Kangaroo Pimp…what the hell? I can't imagine how that got conceived but it made me laugh pretty damned hard.