that's just your body fighting the infection

i don't think it's the face that turns me off as much as the possible hard bits. Beak, bones, feathers, etc.

people call me a slug when I couch-up.

I know that. I just wanted to write a weird sentence.

I'm from rural Vigo County. Still live in Terre Haute.

should have asked about working with the late Elizabeth Pena (don't know how to make that accented "n" thing happen)

don't put your grandfather's sins on Nick Nolte

where in Indiana are you from?

climb upon my big-assed steed

IHOP-Waffle House Line

speaking of…when are dessert companies going to stop advertising their products as "decadent"? That annoys the shit out of me.

When Rooker's character goes after the step-dad that beat the girl in Bastard Out Of Carolina - I couldn't help but think: 'goddamn, that is an intense and scary dude'

I think birch bark was used for canoes by the native americans but I think it was just the peeled bark stretched over a framework. Just how I remember it.

it also makes me feel regretful that I know nothing about carpentry. I weld and can rebuild engines and patch and paint auto body parts, etc…but I am horrible with wood and I think that would be so much more handy and satisfying most times.

you've seen the "Molester Stallone" fake trailer for Over The Top, right? It's pretty darned good.

It's just nice to hear anyone talk about an actual craft these days in a knowledgeable way. Just met a really beautiful (and normal) girl in her mid-20's a few weeks ago that knits and crochets. I loved hearing her talk about it.

I've had to remove Bright Eyes CD's from my buddy's house because he would drink vodka by the liter and listen to them for days on end, especially when his fiancee left and his dad died. Somehow he ran out of steam without the music.

I lasted about 45 seconds….wait, what do you mean about the parodying thing?

ain't true. They built that 396 Chevy straight outta scratch.

have you tried the pastiche? It's exquisite.