Round eggs, square toast, triangular bush…man's a genius

she goes by Marilyn now

you are the hottest girl in the whole-wide-room

I never understood anybody's attraction to Jean Smart, even when it was fashionable to look like that.

Teri Garr had way better tots. Sorry. Not to say Judy's aren't adorable.

No, that was Melinda Page Hamilton according to IMDB

acted the fuck outta that blouse too. Boom!

and doing some needlepoint

Eddie Murphy should have got an Oscar just for the scene where they asked him if he'd show his "bare rearend".

as long as it's Fred Quimby and not Chuck Jones style, I'm okay with it.

So weird…I just watched Cockfighter last night. All I could think of for several minutes was how the '59 Cadillac Frank lost to Harry D. Stanton's character for a $900 bet is a $60-70k car these days. Damn.

I could never focus on the girl that was supposed to be hot on Andy Richter because Paget blew her ass out of the water.

re-butthole

I always wondered how much confusion that caused before they were household names.

Why did you have a "friendship" with a former babysitter? That seems like kind of a strange dynamic.

I don't know if he was thinking it was "luck" at the time, but it wound up being gold. It was so great when he broke the dead-pan character part and was just, "what are you talking about?" I wonder how bad that scene came back to haunt that store owner too.

I still love when the convenience store owner starts talking about drinking his grandson's pee. It was pretty much the only time you see the unflappable Fielder being flappable.

You like chips…? Because I'm free-to lay.

thanks. I was worried you would and render me a fool.

I am become reader, the destroyer of books.