And is it just me, or is "The Son of No One" an aggressively shitty title?

@ 3rd Prize - That makes sense in many of the cases given absurd injury rate in football, but some of the situations are pretty eerie.

Go fuck a goat.

Boyd?

Ridley Scott's last four movies = Robin Hood (meh), Body of Lies (meh), American Gangster (badass movie, underachieving film) , and A Good Year (WHY?).

Speaking of which, why doesn't Leonard have a say in the best music of 2010? You guys are DICKS.

Sounds like a slam dunk. I can't wait to have a face-to-face so we can conceptualize some multifaceted revenue streams and brand-asset strengthening measures, vis-a-vis those market-based deliverables you had mentioned. You seem like a go getter, a key cog that elevates the organization to a position where we are…

Not if you drink it with a plate of baked ziti, apparently.

Is it Rapier Ape? I hope there isn't a Rapiest Ape.

The one where Batman got plowed by Obi-Wan Kenobi on a bridge after a glam rock concert, and it was somehow about David Bowie.

But will it play 5000 feet below sea level with the lanternfish?

http://www.amazon.com/FOAMF…

[Golf clapping for Quirk]

No.

@ KZ - I love it. He doesn't come close to grasping the concept.

@Albers

I think what everyone remembers is that after Will Smith starts chomping on his cigar he lets out a "Nah thas whad I cawl a close encountah."

After reading Handlen's story I'm having a hard time picturing him as anything other than a grown-up Milhouse. Waiting in a tree? For two hours? "Your wings always get in my way[, Lisa]." So Milhouse.

From the aforementioned two year old interview:

I, for one, am considering the pros/cons of purchasing a basset hound and naming him Myles McNutt.