FX and AMC are the only channels that have shows I feel compelled to watch on the nights that they air. I can catch everything else on Netflix/Hulu.

"Don't just look at it, Lois. Eat it."

He's deep in the closet and makes middle aged housewives swoon. So pretty much the Clay Aiken of 24-hour news networks.

DICK.

I bet a Japanese or Korean re-release would do well. The show has the "working man vs. nature" aspect that may appeal to upper crustaceans.

@Quirk - A little late for that.

I know, right? Aren't we all just fucking sick of this Judy Dench dame?

"Yeah, and I'd fuck her in her little salamander butthole. "

The Blockbuster closest to my house is directly across the street from a gas station where they just installed the Blockbuster version of a Redbox kiosk.

It was certainly Hank charging the card. He was covering the expenses for his PI gig, and those charges (skeezy motel rooms, etc.) just so happened to make his Ex's fiancee look like a scumbag. Win-win.

I thought of Harold Zoid, director of "The Magnificent Three "

No where appropriate to put this really, but pedobear has managed to make the local paper. Apparently the old people that figured out how to use the internet to make tea party donations haven't made it past Lawrence Welk's wikipedia page.

Some might say the hardest of businesses.

Thanks, Rabin
"If I were Tom Sizemore, I'd be like, 'Fuck it. I'm Tom Sizemore. I was in Platoon. I don't gotta get with nasty-ass Heidi Fleiss.'" [Editor's note: Tom Sizemore is not in Platoon.]

@ idiotking

En garde, Shrike.

Vlade always did have the look of a man who would be hammering away on an old typewriter, chaining Davidoffs and reflecting on all the times he had fallen strategically.

"If only we could make a film that would literally break the hearts of thousands of grandfathers on opening weekend. Hmmmmmmm…"

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Apparently OP has never walked around ANYWHERE on Halloween. Any college town, bar district, minor league baseball game, etc will be flooded with women dressed like this: