Here's an article that preemptively ruined my Friday. I feel compelled to share my nausea. Yes, incest is involved prominently.

On thursdays, he goes to the gym?

Awesome. Isn't that basically every rom-com?

There are actually people that keep track of their own stats during pickup games. These are the same people that insist on calling offensive fouls away from the ball, call traveling on people crossing half court, and want to shoot free throws after one team commits 6 fouls. These people are shitty, and tend to ruin…

From Wikipedia:
"Linney plays a reserved suburban wife and mother whose recent cancer diagnosis forces her to shake up her life and find hope, humor and the light side of a dark situation…"

To clarify: I was not actually seeking opinions of Shutter Island. I was acknowledging Botaraje's failure at firsties, and by proxy life, by insinuating that he had lost his virginity no more than 4 months ago

How was Shutter Island by the way? I never got around to seeing it.

Well, I'm pretty sure RoboCop could have produced some solid CAD renderings of aqueducts. It tracks.

I had never heard that before either. I always assumed that the "bundle of sticks" was referring to, ya know, wieners.

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Mr. T = Mohawk(Bruce Willis) ^ (Sam Jackson - profanity)

I love this show. My friends and I will always be indebted to Stu for introducing "Garbage Burrito" into our lexicon.

Who is Jesus Chris by the way? Does he own a steakhouse?
"After we reveal the vile…nature of…Jesus Christ and God the Father…we…agree wholeheartedly to…discontinue…supporting…a formal policy to censor anything considered offensive…to followers of…pure bigotry"

Schling a schlong of schlixpence?

Drugs are pretty sexy but
I've never felt compelled to make out with drug-filled trashcans.

You know way, way too much about Gary Coleman

The Nihilists also pioneered the use of aquatic rodents as torture devices, as well as the cutting-off of one's Johnson.

I find it Igneous

Not just covering Kashmir, rapping over Kashmir in order to include it on the Ferris Bueller Meets Godzilla soundtrack. He must pay.

Yo, Charles Haley, put your fruit away during team meetings.