Lynch turned down "Empire" back in the day, maybe he wants another chance.

BooUrns to this!

BooUrns to this!

The only problem there is it assumes Vilanch has had sex, and said sex resulted in orgasm. I would be skeptical of such an event having happened.

The only problem there is it assumes Vilanch has had sex, and said sex resulted in orgasm. I would be skeptical of such an event having happened.

As others, such as @avclub-efb3d8be0319721ef751da0b05d9f6a5:disqus have noted, Jar Jar was not the only problem. The "asian" trade federation, Waddo the "jew", and so on. Perhaps none of this was intentionally racist, but to me that's the real problem. If you don't have enough insight into racial caricatures and…

As others, such as @avclub-efb3d8be0319721ef751da0b05d9f6a5:disqus have noted, Jar Jar was not the only problem. The "asian" trade federation, Waddo the "jew", and so on. Perhaps none of this was intentionally racist, but to me that's the real problem. If you don't have enough insight into racial caricatures and…

Wicked long-form burn there! Well done.

Wicked long-form burn there! Well done.

I do remember then. Went back and watched one of them in high school. The second one, Ewoks: Battle for Endor. Co-starring Wilford Brimley. By this point they even had Wicket talking, not Ewok speak, but broken english. It may not have been as messed up as The Ewok Adventure, but it was a mess.

I do remember then. Went back and watched one of them in high school. The second one, Ewoks: Battle for Endor. Co-starring Wilford Brimley. By this point they even had Wicket talking, not Ewok speak, but broken english. It may not have been as messed up as The Ewok Adventure, but it was a mess.

So, what DO you buy a Wookie who already owns a comb? Seriously, it's the last thing on my shopping list and I'm coming up empty here. I've been racking my brain for weeks on this one!

So, what DO you buy a Wookie who already owns a comb? Seriously, it's the last thing on my shopping list and I'm coming up empty here. I've been racking my brain for weeks on this one!

Yikes, he is obsessed with rape isn't he.

Yikes, he is obsessed with rape isn't he.

Wait, trailers are supposed to make we want to see a movie, right? This trailer did not exactly accomplish that goal.

Wait, trailers are supposed to make we want to see a movie, right? This trailer did not exactly accomplish that goal.

Just checked back on Verhoeven's imdb. Forgot about Hollow Man, which also has a rape scene. Do any of his other movies contain rape scenes? Hollow Man is trying to show what an amoral monster he had become, but it still seemed a bit unnecessary.

Just checked back on Verhoeven's imdb. Forgot about Hollow Man, which also has a rape scene. Do any of his other movies contain rape scenes? Hollow Man is trying to show what an amoral monster he had become, but it still seemed a bit unnecessary.

Verhoeven is by far the most underrated and underappreciated director in Hollywood history.