When this piece is read in the year 9595 by our new chicken overlords, they'll be all, "Oh yeah, 1978, 1994, that's right around the same time."  Will is just thinking ahead to please them.

I like the "find more users" feature that lets you see exactly how many people have registered a username with, say, the word "zodiac" in it.

We're the other 100%!

Yeah, I like where's he carrying the cross to the ring.  Classy!

Wait, there were explosions in this trailer?  What the hell was I watching?

Yeah, I'm not an Avengers/comic book fan either but was curious about this.  It kind of looks like every summer movie trailer from the past few years.  Which isn't to say the movie won't be any good, but I didn't get much from this.

Almost any song?  Maybe it's just because I'm using the free version, but their music library is missing a lot of stuff.  I'd say they don't have about a third of the stuff I've tried to look up and play.  That's also the reason I haven't switched to a paid account.

Maybe Dawes ARE the Doors and someone just has a strong Boston accent.

No. I've never made love to a woman before.

I agree that they should get something without any chance of offending someone.  Like an old GG Allin song.

Uh, spoilers?

What's Eating Gilbert Rape?

It's too bad more MPDGs don't share her enthusiasm for dramatic endings.

Go Huskies.

Maybe.  But isn't one of the great parts about falling in love going into it knowing how slim the odds are that it's going to work out, but throwing all caution to the wind and going into it all the same, allowing yourself to have that hope, because winning that gamble would always be worth it?

No, it wasn't :(

Seriously.  How pissed would you be if future-you stopped by tomorrow and all he had to say was, "Good job!"

Yeah, in about 15 years.  I just want to commend you for sitting in coach, because it saves money, and I'm old now so I can afford to sit in first class.

Spoiler alert: The Cubs do not win the World Series.

Holy crap, apparently I get this channel.  Now I just have to figure out if I care!