It's been years but I'm pretty sure he says "600 million," then the kid says a billion, etc…

Hey, I got my arm caught between two cushions of my sofa fort once.  I was stuck until one of the cushions fell over on its own.  That shit's no joke, either.

It's okay; it protects me from the danger of immediacy.

But it feels soooo good…

Yeah, but I have no desire to watch it on TV, or DVR it, or download an episode, and then sit around and wait a week for the next episode to come out.  I want to sit down and watch the entire series at once.  Waiting is for suckers.

My viewing habits don't help this at all, unfortunately.  If I hear from people I trust that a show is good, I'll wait for the series to be cancelled until I check it out on DVD so I can just watch it all at once, rather than having to wait a week to see what happens, or worry about freeing up time each week to watch…

Yeah, I was a fan of the UK version.  The screaming and being a dick was cut in half, at least.  The US version is just bad.

I stopped caring about any news years ago.  Ha ha, suckers!

How are the cookies there?

Really, the main reason it sucks (other than the character-changing Greedo shooting first bit) is that the CGI that's being added looks like ass.  For example, that added scene in the first one where Han meets with Jabba and is walking around him and Han suddenly jerks up in the frame then back down to simulate…

I wanted to hear more about a brother that would smother my mother—and make my sister think he loves her.

We'll always have Straight Outta Compton.

Those were one of the best things about Thanksgiving when I was growing up.

I liked Mike, but loved Joel.

Well, she was going to smell like beer sooner or later.

FUCK IT I'M THROWING IT DOWNFIELD

I, too, have heard that he is fat.

Yeah, that's the one thing I really don't like about this show: every season, if you're not a male that is current or ex-military, you will be targetted for getting kicked off the show early on.  Also, there seems to be a higher percentage of douchebag contestants than other shows, and that's kind of impressive in and…

The 70s were a terrible, terrible time.

That one is called "Elegy".