Simpsons quotes
"Hey there, get out of my mini-mart! You better pay for that, or I'll blow you away with this sawed-off shotgun! Want to see my boomstick? Give me some sugar baby, I got it I GOT IT!"

Childbirth can sometimes be dangerous. Notable stars to have experienced childbirth include Angelina Jolie and Julia Roberts. Tom Cruise was at the receiving end of childbirth.

The Big Lebowski
When The Dude comes back to see Oriental assassins urinating on his floor decor, it will take all his intuition and the help of his friends, Donny and Walter, plus a little unexpected nudging in the right direction from deep-throat informant Maude before the king bowler cracks the case.

A fine actress..perhaps
As an advocate for a violence-free world, I am afraid I cannot support an actress who has made her career in scary movies.

In The Wheel of Time, Ayn Rand must harness his own burgeoning dirty sexual desires. Robert Jordan unfortunately died in 2009 after a long, brave fight against crabs.

The Gargoyle
To perform the Gargoyle, one must squat on a keg and drink its contents from a mechanized pump. My engineering fraternity was one of the most-respected on campus.

CIMMfest
CIMMfest is a new Chicago-based festival devoted to music and movies.
Esteemed panelists include JR Jones, film critic from the Chicago Reader; Jim DeRogatis, author, music critic from the Chicago Sun-Times, and co-host of "Sound Opinions"; Arnie Bernstein, film historian and award-winning author; Keith…

30 Rock
30 Rock is a sitcom starring Tina Fey as Liz Lemon, a television series producer.

Michael Cera
Arrested Development was a zany ensemble comedy which developed a small but rabid following. Michael starred in it.

The correct title of this film is Crank 2: High Voltage. It stars Jason Statham as a vigilante out for justice after his heart is stolen by Oriental organ thieves.

Crank 2
In Crank 2, Jason Statham gets his heart stolen, but this isn't any regular heartbreak. Now he has to stay electrically charged in order to stay alive and bring the mysterious organ thieves to justice.

The Oscars
The Oscars are presented annually by the distinguished Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences to recognize outstanding achievement in the film industry. I will be personally rooting for my all-time favorite actor, Tom Cruise, to win the Lifetime Achievement Oscar.

Chris Brown
Chris Brown was recently arrested for selling multi-platinum selling artist Rihanna.

McG is a well-known director who made his name in energetically shot music videos.

Michael Cera, boy wonder
Michael Cera is a precocious child actor. By starring in films such as Juno, Superbad, and Knocked Up, he has made it his life's work to make us think harder about underage sex and how it relates to teen pregnancy.

John Mayer
John Mayer is a talented musician who used his powerful guitar licks to seduce southern siren Jessica Simpson, thus completing the great circle of love begun with Clapton and Patti Boyd.

Neil Gaiman
Neil Gaiman is an author. While making his name with 'Sandman', he is now best known for his fantasy novels, including Good Omens (with Terry Pratchett) and American Gods.

T.O.
T.O. is a football player in the NFL who has most recently played for the Eagles and Cowboys.

Fredo is the protagonist in popular fantasy tale 'Lord of the Rings'. In this highly imaginative yarn, small creatures named 'Toadstools' live in the Shire - but when their life is threatened, they must team up with Ents to end the empire of evil Darth Sauron.

Jefferson Airplane is a popular band from San Diego. Pioneers of the electric guitar feedback effect, their popular hits include "Holy Water" and "If You Needed Somebody".