Naked with no clothes on!

Little of column A, little of column B…

I don't know. It's just something I like to say.

Who doesn't like Tim Curry? No friend of mine, that's for sure!

I was just kidding. They're probably more productive members of society than me. And I'm no stoner.

That's funny. All the stoners I know are thin and lazy people that don't contribute to society.

But you rhymed "dope" with "dope"! You're a maniac!

Wow, you had a zombie dog?!

No, I don't think that's possible.

Give the bear back. You don't deserve it.

He turned me off of Keebler products!

SHHHHHH. The dog is barking.

Man, that dog can sell anything.

Lame furry orgy if everybody's stone cold sober, though.

That's fine.

You ain't seen Bad Boys 2!?

You try sitting through one of those lessons sober!

I remember that poor bastard cop coming to my school. But I don't remember anything else about D.A.R.E. except that we got shiny pencils out of it.

Can it not be two things?

Lollapa-what-a?!

Okay. Not really what I was saying.