And the survivors were rescued by, oh, let's say…Moe.

It's not really over until we get an end credits song by Dawes.

Tonight's finale of AVClub is going to end with a pan out of a snowglobe to reveal we're all just characters of the child currently chained up in ElDan's basement.

Hey, that bacon ain't free, pal.

I take extreme issue with at least one of those hot takes.
Which one?! Find out…on Kinja!

This rat infested hellhole?!

You're my family, and I love you, but you're alllllllll terrible.

Every year of my life I grow more and more convinced that the wisest and the best is to fix our attention on the good and the beautiful. If you just take the time to look at it.

People are a bit…overdramatic.
Quite a bit, actually.

Ive aged 20 years in 7 months!

Can you stop calling him Peepaw? That makes him sound folksy. He's not folksy.

The people here are nowhere near as smart as they seem to think. My activity here has plummeted because all the regulars just seem to be up their own ass. It gets tiring seeing the same people spouting the same things over and over again and getting a ton of upvotes every time they do.

Wow. We all lead really sweet lives.

Somebody has a different opinion than you!? AAAAAHHHHHHHHH! (self-defenestrates)

Fake news!

Don't forget the fudgicles.

Well, looks like everybody's left the Bronx, Ted!

I guess nine if you count that animated Clone Wars movie.

Crow: "Anyway, Mike, in conclusion, in the off chance you happen to run into a woman, ya know, treat her with respect and stuff."
Mike: "You know Crow, you do know women. What about Pearl?"
Crow: "Okay, so one woman exists. That means all women exist? Name me one other woman."
Mike: "I..uh…"

There have been personal attacks. That Beamish guy for starters.