That's Tha Joke.

No dice.

Eh. Don't really see the point of throwing around blame at this point. We all need to work together now.

*Ross Perot punches through his straw hat*

Yes. I mean no.

*Joey Joe Joe runs away crying*

Yeah. So glad we dodged that bullet!

Probably doesn't have any kids. Poor deluded Joe.

Joe The Plumber is still in the GOP, however.

I was talking about whole lettuce. Not shredded.

Wow! This guy really cares about his sandwich innards!

It doesn't have to be wet lettuce, dude.

Eh. Chips also add unnecessary calories.

It adds crunch. It's not supposed to add flavor.

Yeah just put a whole leaf on there. Shredding it adds nothing.

That was on our list! Sadly it wasn't meant to be. I'll have to make it back there someday.

Normally I hate when people have "rules" for what you can and can't put on something. So douchey. But this one's okay.

Well actually we wanted to stay longer, honest to God. But we were hauling ass from New York to D.C. so we only had a hot minute.

Yes and yes.

Only the fanciest of meats. With Cheez-Wiz on it!