Ha ha, the Alamo was about freedom!*

Hey, can we lament about the disappearance of the review of the Katy Perry movie? Because the comments there were rife with thoughtful discourse and meaningful discussion. Anyway, happy birfday, ID4.

Hey, can we lament about the disappearance of the review of the Katy Perry movie? Because the comments there were rife with thoughtful discourse and meaningful discussion. Anyway, happy birfday, ID4.

I know exactly what your license plate is, buddy.

I know exactly what your license plate is, buddy.

Are you testing whether she's a replicant or a lesbian?

Or maybe he should shut his stupid yap because brightly colored dowels are fucking awesome.

Or maybe he should shut his stupid yap because brightly colored dowels are fucking awesome.

Ed Asner, Zach Galifianakis. But not Patton Oswalt or Louis CK. Maybe Brian Posehn. Probably Philip Seymour Hoffman. And, what the hell, go ahead and throw in a dreadlocked Eva Mendes for variety.

Ed Asner, Zach Galifianakis. But not Patton Oswalt or Louis CK. Maybe Brian Posehn. Probably Philip Seymour Hoffman. And, what the hell, go ahead and throw in a dreadlocked Eva Mendes for variety.

For the Black Lung Buffet special?

For the Black Lung Buffet special?

I hear the last operating Showbiz Pizza is in West Virginia.

I hear the last operating Showbiz Pizza is in West Virginia.

I'm partial to "Seaside Soil Edifices."

I'm partial to "Seaside Soil Edifices."

No no, it's "Hey ya."

No no, it's "Hey ya."

Bound to dispatch my betrothed
Whose honor, I've found, has been by a knave besmirched.

Bound to dispatch my betrothed
Whose honor, I've found, has been by a knave besmirched.