@avclub-e57dbebc740250d2c4a370cf6ccb35f0:disqus I don't get it.

@avclub-e57dbebc740250d2c4a370cf6ccb35f0:disqus I don't get it.

If my fleshlight has a knitted covering, does that make me a plushie? If so, that makes the gift mom gave me for Christmas last year even weirder.

If my fleshlight has a knitted covering, does that make me a plushie? If so, that makes the gift mom gave me for Christmas last year even weirder.

Was this what the Surgeon General meant when she was all about teaching masturbation? Because that sounds kind of like graduate student level masturbation.

Was this what the Surgeon General meant when she was all about teaching masturbation? Because that sounds kind of like graduate student level masturbation.

Made me want some fresh bread.

Made me want some fresh bread.

Nobody cares what she's doing, we all want to know what color her fingernail polish is!

Nobody cares what she's doing, we all want to know what color her fingernail polish is!

Yeah, that seems to be the consensus. But when I saw the Madea as Black Swan image last year it blew my dome. Which I guess is more a testament to whatever marketing people were hired by Lionsgate at the time.

Yeah, that seems to be the consensus. But when I saw the Madea as Black Swan image last year it blew my dome. Which I guess is more a testament to whatever marketing people were hired by Lionsgate at the time.

Tax-ing, tax-ing, ta-ax-i-i-i-ing.

Tax-ing, tax-ing, ta-ax-i-i-i-ing.

Hey, take it to the Manhattan thread.

Hey, take it to the Manhattan thread.

What is it about Danzig and Manhattan that brings out all the violent comments? Is it the black and white thing?

What is it about Danzig and Manhattan that brings out all the violent comments? Is it the black and white thing?

"At the restaurant, I beat up the bathroom. And I punched Danzig. Drunkenly." Where's that Adam Sandler fellow?

"At the restaurant, I beat up the bathroom. And I punched Danzig. Drunkenly." Where's that Adam Sandler fellow?