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Ernest Borg 9
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Sure! Tom Petty, go to the Hot Topic and punch Danzig in the face!

Sure! Tom Petty, go to the Hot Topic and punch Danzig in the face!

Try "Witless Fo' Tha Prosecution" and give me an Executive Producer credit.

Try "Witless Fo' Tha Prosecution" and give me an Executive Producer credit.

I'm thinking that this will be the first Tyler Perry entertainment I see (with the exception of his appearance in Tyler Perry's JJ Abrams' "Star Trek" by Tyler Perry). Will there be a "Gateways to Geekery" article outlining how I should proceed from there?

I'm thinking that this will be the first Tyler Perry entertainment I see (with the exception of his appearance in Tyler Perry's JJ Abrams' "Star Trek" by Tyler Perry). Will there be a "Gateways to Geekery" article outlining how I should proceed from there?

Would you say that to Danzig's face? I think he's over at the Hot Topic, so you can go there, tell him that punching him in the face is the right outcome so that he shoves you and then you punch him in the face!

Would you say that to Danzig's face? I think he's over at the Hot Topic, so you can go there, tell him that punching him in the face is the right outcome so that he shoves you and then you punch him in the face!

Brian Dennehy: I'M SICK OF THESE MONKEY-FIGHTING ANTS IN THIS MONDAY TO FRIDAY SINK!

Brian Dennehy: I'M SICK OF THESE MONKEY-FIGHTING ANTS IN THIS MONDAY TO FRIDAY SINK!

No, @avclub-52ed1f89cb6f846e8efba0e4eacf9c27:disqus's summary is totally accurate, which is great because it means we don't have to sit through a black and white version of Annie Hall. Black and white is so pretentious!

No, @avclub-52ed1f89cb6f846e8efba0e4eacf9c27:disqus's summary is totally accurate, which is great because it means we don't have to sit through a black and white version of Annie Hall. Black and white is so pretentious!

It's like a K-hole, but much more Glorious.

It's like a K-hole, but much more Glorious.

That's stripper talk, not movie star talk. Don't regress on us, Mr. Tatum.

That's stripper talk, not movie star talk. Don't regress on us, Mr. Tatum.

We were talking about what an ancient artifact you are for giving a shit about RUK-AIDS

We were talking about what an ancient artifact you are for giving a shit about RUK-AIDS