@avclub-edb4298fb247e84edd2dd6fe38c9ab78:disqus: nigh on to 30 years now. So, you know, same as it ever was.

@avclub-edb4298fb247e84edd2dd6fe38c9ab78:disqus: nigh on to 30 years now. So, you know, same as it ever was.

BRACE yourself, LISA, it's only a DISNEY PLAN!

BRACE yourself, LISA, it's only a DISNEY PLAN!

@avclub-3db41011acc2d229176bf6a92202728d:disqus Nah, I'd rather just create an ArchAIDS of the Cancer profile, but I'll probably just continue to write comments that unwittingly summarize the content of the article alternating with variations on the "DENTAL PLAN!" call and response thing.

@avclub-3db41011acc2d229176bf6a92202728d:disqus Nah, I'd rather just create an ArchAIDS of the Cancer profile, but I'll probably just continue to write comments that unwittingly summarize the content of the article alternating with variations on the "DENTAL PLAN!" call and response thing.

No, Jonah Hill would be much more believable as the native American dude who rapidly increases and decreases in size.

No, Jonah Hill would be much more believable as the native American dude who rapidly increases and decreases in size.

@avclub-3a53af9e954d9043d860719e175d72fe:disqus may be the one with canceraids.

@avclub-3a53af9e954d9043d860719e175d72fe:disqus may be the one with canceraids.

Je ne regrette rien!

Je ne regrette rien!

Zombie Madea vs. Zombie Big Momma

Zombie Madea vs. Zombie Big Momma

Zombies vs. Zambians vs. Zambonis

Zombies vs. Zambians vs. Zambonis

Zombies vs. Jaded Entertainment Consumer!

Zombies vs. Jaded Entertainment Consumer!

And the Wizard of Oz. A New Hope is just Wizard of Oz. Lord of the Rings is Wizard of Oz as well.

And the Wizard of Oz. A New Hope is just Wizard of Oz. Lord of the Rings is Wizard of Oz as well.