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Ernest Borg 9
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@avclub-5182625d9db22ee7fba7b1acf3d429a9:disqus , that is some high-level jedi shit right there. But tell us, if it was up your butt would you know? If you would know it, then it would probably be the last place you'd look, so it's the first place you'd look. Which makes it the perfect place to store your keys, cell

@avclub-5182625d9db22ee7fba7b1acf3d429a9:disqus , that is some high-level jedi shit right there. But tell us, if it was up your butt would you know? If you would know it, then it would probably be the last place you'd look, so it's the first place you'd look. Which makes it the perfect place to store your keys, cell

Yeah, it's like how you only find things in the last place you look.

Yeah, it's like how you only find things in the last place you look.

DEATH STAR PLANS!

DEATH STAR PLANS!

Don't you get it? Luke never left Tatooine! The whole series was a peyote fueled wish fulfillment hallucination he had over the course of one weekend in his uncle's basement. Or maybe it was brought on by years of abusing power converter fumes. Anyway, Skywalker was higher than a Cloud City weather balloon.

Don't you get it? Luke never left Tatooine! The whole series was a peyote fueled wish fulfillment hallucination he had over the course of one weekend in his uncle's basement. Or maybe it was brought on by years of abusing power converter fumes. Anyway, Skywalker was higher than a Cloud City weather balloon.

What kind of nonsense is this? You're arguing about force ghosts and who should have portrayed them in whatever nth iteration of George's edits.

What kind of nonsense is this? You're arguing about force ghosts and who should have portrayed them in whatever nth iteration of George's edits.

I loved "The Box!" Except for that one possessed dude who looks really intense when all the other possessed people look lobotomized. Or maybe they weren't exactly possessed, all I know for sure is NEVER stop for Santa Clause when he's standing in the middle of the road.

I loved "The Box!" Except for that one possessed dude who looks really intense when all the other possessed people look lobotomized. Or maybe they weren't exactly possessed, all I know for sure is NEVER stop for Santa Clause when he's standing in the middle of the road.

Fred Mertz, and he's slashing prices with a straight razor.

Fred Mertz, and he's slashing prices with a straight razor.

Fuck you, George, fuck you right in your midichlorian neck pouch.

Fuck you, George, fuck you right in your midichlorian neck pouch.

You boobs pay too much for cable.

You boobs pay too much for cable.