As Confucious say, like man who make mistake on elevator: wrong on many levels.

Ha ha, China can play joke, but not take joke!

Ha ha, China can play joke, but not take joke!

You, sir, are worse than Robo Hitler.

You, sir, are worse than Robo Hitler.

My theory is that if he STOPS making movies his MOM WILL SHOOT.

My theory is that if he STOPS making movies his MOM WILL SHOOT.

Let me know when the Expendable Babies cartoon enters the development/pre-abortion phase.

Let me know when the Expendable Babies cartoon enters the development/pre-abortion phase.

I would say it never goes anywhere near funny territory but instead is stuck in Wyoming, the least risible of territories, except I won't say it since I'm not certain that Wyoming isn't a commonwealth or a protectorate or something.

I would say it never goes anywhere near funny territory but instead is stuck in Wyoming, the least risible of territories, except I won't say it since I'm not certain that Wyoming isn't a commonwealth or a protectorate or something.

I forget, how many Courics does an Emmy weigh?

I forget, how many Courics does an Emmy weigh?

Of the crowdsourced Tatum movies, "Matt's" Choose Your Own Adventure Movie is the one I most want to see. As for the GIJoe movies, shouldn't the Joes and Cobras be controlled/commanded by twelve-year old boys making laser and 'splosion noises? Pretty sure the little kids for whom this movie is intended don't give a…

Of the crowdsourced Tatum movies, "Matt's" Choose Your Own Adventure Movie is the one I most want to see. As for the GIJoe movies, shouldn't the Joes and Cobras be controlled/commanded by twelve-year old boys making laser and 'splosion noises? Pretty sure the little kids for whom this movie is intended don't give a…

I bring a dire message from the future: get a haircut, hippie!

I bring a dire message from the future: get a haircut, hippie!

You're dead to me.

You're dead to me.

Replace the pie with a cyborg who has to stop a bad guy from stealing all the Hostess fruit pies. So he goes back in time and shoots the bad guy's mother in the face or convinces her to get an abortion or something.